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Patron of the Week: Mrs. Don’t-Get-Me-Started-About-Obama

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This week’s Patron of the Week comes from the Land of Neverending-Suspense. Please give a warm welcome to Mrs. Don’t-Get-Me-Started-About-Obama. She gave me an old, beat-up quarter to pay a fine, and I couldn’t help but make fun of it. … Continue reading

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Experiencing premature mental decline is not a laughing matter

“Are you experiencing premature mental decline?” “Yes.” “Do you forget what you just read?” “Yes…something, something, premature ejaculation?” According to studies done by the University of Blah Blah Blah, most people lose up to 50 percent of brain power by … Continue reading

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Pet Peeve #6: Touchscreens

Without further adieu, my Pet Peeve #6 is Touchscreens. I don’t care what they’re on, from cell ¬†phones to e-readers to — now I even hear from my own father who just got one — computer monitors (GASP! Ach, du … Continue reading

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Pet Peeve #4: Signs that don’t say what they’re supposed to say

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Today I’m going to resurrect a periodical series that I started last year and then I just let die. The series, as you can tell, is about pet peeves I have. Here are the first three:¬†Pet Peeve No. 1, Pet … Continue reading