“Are you experiencing premature mental decline?”
“Do you forget what you just read?”
“Yes…something, something, premature ejaculation?”
According to studies done by the University of Blah Blah Blah, most people lose up to 50 percent of brain power by the age 55.
It is not a laughing matter with symptoms of fuzzy thinking, brain fog, something else, something else and DEATH.
A few weeks ago I was volunteering overnight at a hospice when I saw one of those late night infomercials where these two talking heads are…talking (imagine that)…about how to improve your memory and brain power…and that above is some of what I remember of it and my initial responses.
Gee, you think?
Also if this miracle drug is supposed to help improve memory, why couldn’t he remember “actually” how many years ago it was that he was working as a surgeon right from the start?
I seem to remember writing more than this, something about gingko – no! and the parallels between this miracle drug and the drug in the movie Limitless, but since I’m 42, one-third of my brain power not only might have been lost by age 40 (which I think is about two years ago) but actually has been lost by age 41, I can’t remember it all.
What’s that phone number again? If only I could remember.