This is the tract I was handed today by a woman.
Funny thing is she didn’t knock at my door. I knocked at hers.
Yes, I was delivering home delivered meals today for the local Area Agency on Aging when this woman to whom I was delivering told me she had something she wanted to give me.
At first, I thought it was going to be cookies, perhaps in thanks for delivering meals to her. Or maybe pie. Ummm. Pie. I do love me some apple pie…no, not in a weird American Pie kind of way, but to eat. Ummm.
Alas, it wasn’t pie, but a pamphlet…and then a bit of proselytizing on her part about how humans are ruining the earth, in particular, the natural gas companies that are drilling in our area.
At one point, she asked me:
“Will you be glad when you’re on the other side?”
I told her:
“I’m just glad to be on this side.”
She then asked me what I was doing this weekend…
…er, okay, this is getting a little kinky, ma’am.
She then went and got a flyer:
Looks like the local JWs have got themselves a convention…
…and they want you and me to be there to have the following questions answered:
- Will humans ruin this earth?
- What is God’s Kingdom?
- When will it come,
- and with what effect?
My own answers to those questions:
- Haven’t we already?
- But despite that, isn’t it here now?
- Again, isn’t it already here?,
- and its effect is all around us.