Please Welcome Mrs. I-Can-Read-Christian-And-Occult-Books-At-The-Same-Time-So-There-:P.
She dropped off four books at the check-in counter last week.
Two were by Beverly Lewis.
Talk about two-faced.
She doesn’t know whether she’s coming through the gates of Heaven or going straight to hell in a bucket, baby, but at least, she’s enjoying the ride.
I’m guessing the latter, because as it says in Matthew 6:24:
No man can serve two masters.
Oh, wait, never mind, like (SPOILER ALERT) Eowyn says in The Return of the King, the third part of The Lord of the Rings:
I am no man!