Sister to 3-year-old son: You’re heavy tonight…
…when’s the last time you pooped?
Aside to me: He is heavier when he hasn’t pooped.
Sister to son: Today?
Sister to son: Like tonight? Right now?
Son: Nyuh. Like tomorrow.
For more fun with my nephew, who turns 4 on Saturday, check out my sister’s blog, Boondock Ramblings.