I was at the ATM at the Minit (hey, that’s how they — backward — oxymoronic — wait for it, wait for it — rednecks — spell it, don’t blame me) Mart earlier tonight when I saw the above display.
I have to admit I looked at it quickly, because I thought it said, “Poop drops.” My immediate reaction was: “The hell?”
Then I looked again and saw what it really said: “Poop droops.”
Oh, wait, no, “Tootsie Pop Drops” — and they, important to note, are both naturally AND artificially flavored. Double your pleasure, double your…fun?
Unfortunately, all the o’s and balloon lettering made it look like it read something else.
I later told my sister about this experience on the phone and mentioning how at first I thought I didn’t have a camera to capture this found comic gem, but then realized that I did have (glory be to Jesus, Mary and Joseph) a camera in my pocket.
“That’s when you know you’ve sunk into Blogville.”
I always thought it was “the Blogmire,” but whatever it is, I’m sinking into it, that’s for sure.