Tonight while working at the library, I had a female patron whom I know (not biblically, mind you) tell me: “You’re looking pretty good today.”
My wife thinks it’s my new glasses, and she might be right as when I was at the ambulance building tonight where she is a volunteer EMT, one of the other volunteer EMTs, also female, told her: “Those glasses do look pretty good.”
Notice, she said that the glasses look pretty good, whereas the first woman said I was looking pretty good.
I’m not sure what difference it makes, but the first woman is a bisexual.
For my part, I’m thinking maybe the glasses disguise the fat face behind them– sort of a reverse Clark Kent-Superman thing, you know what I’m saying?