Which one of these forks is the best fork?
If you chose the second from the left, you would be right; at least, it’s the best fork for me. I’m weird like that.
If my wife hands me the wrong fork, believe me, I let her know. She asked me the other night if I needed to take my own forks with me like Jack Nicholson in As Good As It Gets. I told her, “No.”
Well, at least, not yet.
Speaking of weird like that, I’m going to go off on a fork theme in the tradition of VE’s Fantastical Nonsense.
Sometimes you just need a big fork…
…and sometimes even a bigger fork…
Want to sit down on a fork chair? Here you go.
Or the perfect gift for your father, husband or boyfriend so he can look…well…cool..or at least he’ll think so.
Or for yourself to help you eat your bacon?
I could go on about all the different weird forks out there, but I have to go have some popcorn now with…
If looking for a fork fan and finger fork, it can be found at (where else) Found Shit.