Like Muskrat, sometimes I say things that are inappropriate. Take tonight, for example, when I shouted to The Wife: I have HERPES, don’t TOUCH me.
Not only once, but twice and real loud with the windows to our bedroom wide open so the neighbors could hear.
Uh, let me explain.
First, we were not in the midst of any, ahem, impending romantic escapade. The Wife was folding laundry in the bedroom; I had just been reading comments on this blog.
Second, I thought I said, “It’s not like I have herpes or anything.” But The Wife told me that’s not what I said, repeating what I said above.
Third, I was making a reference to a couple of comments on a recent post where I gave out one of those silly blog awards to a few humor bloggers, two of whom who had this to say:
Kevin: I swear, these awards are the STDs of blogging.
Chris C: Giving that award to seven other people will be like giving them herpes.
So hopefully that clears up any confusion.
My neighbors, though, of course, don’t know any of this and are probably thinking, “Why is he sharing THAT with the entire neighborhood?”
For that matter, why am I sharing THIS with the entire World Wide Web?
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